Shipping policy
🚀 Mothership Shipping Policy (Because You Asked)
We keep things simple, because life’s complicated enough:
• Domestic only. Sorry, space explorers—right now, we only ship within the U.S. No international orders (we love you, but customs paperwork is where dreams go to die).
• Processing time. Orders launch from our orbit within 2–3 business days. Weekends don’t count (we’re at the beach, obviously).
• Delivery time. Once your package is with the carrier, it’s out of our hands and into the void of UPS/USPS logistics. Translation: 3–7 business days for standard shipping.
• Shipping rates. Calculated at checkout. No math tests required.
• Lost in space? If your package goes MIA, let us know. We’ll help track it down, but sadly we don’t control the postal service (yet).
✨ Translation: We ship fast, within the U.S., and we’ll help if something goes sideways. No international. No exceptions.